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Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30425) - you deserved it (3429)

On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)

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nows a good time to find somewhere else to live. before something dangerous happens

#2 - On 02/16/2012 at 12:48pm by ajpopoca88

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Did you do ANY kind of research/asking around before moving on?

#5 - On 02/16/2012 at 12:49pm by PlaidPanda

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