Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Was his reaction something like:
    "Ooh, even better."?
    If so... Leave that place.

    #1 - On 02/03/2012 at 12:57pm by tylersign

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  • At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"

    #4 - On 02/03/2012 at 1:00pm by Redoxx

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