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Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 2:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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I'm not sure if "intimate" is the best word choice to describe your relationship with your cat

#2 - On 01/29/2012 at 7:30pm by Calen5556

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Cats are fickle friends. You can rarely rely on them to always be around for you =/

#1 - On 01/29/2012 at 7:30pm by OhHushDear

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