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Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41310) - you deserved it (3382)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

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Aww that's just nasty

#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 8:15pm by TatMan15

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She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.

#5 - On 01/23/2012 at 8:17pm by KeannaLove

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