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Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

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I don't think you should be proposing after only the first year o.o

#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 12:56pm by transilvanianson

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That sucks man. I don't know what I would do if my gf said that to me..

#2 - On 01/23/2012 at 12:56pm by Drigr

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