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Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19343) - you deserved it (6310)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

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Hope she didnt use it...

#4 - On 01/21/2012 at 10:12am by aimferd

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She was just trying to shake things up a bit!

#1 - On 01/21/2012 at 10:12am by TheChowski

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