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Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26372) - you deserved it (3275)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

bad luck?'s life also sucks
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

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sexual lawsuit, like a boss!

#4 - On 01/20/2012 at 10:01am by IceeCreamm

See in context

+113 | 7

as long as you get a raise..

#2 - On 01/20/2012 at 10:00am by stephissilly

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+89 | 6

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