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Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34857) - you deserved it (12247)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

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"fuck yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!

#1 - On 01/15/2012 at 5:30pm by 22jrdn55

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Don't worry OP, it's difficult at first. Key is to relax. If it doesn't go in right the first time, chill out and try again later- it'll only hurt a hell of a lot more if you keep trying when you're stressed out about it.

#3 - On 01/15/2012 at 5:32pm by jDCrackpot

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