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Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24788) - you deserved it (8176)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

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