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Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (8717)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING

#4 - On 01/14/2012 at 5:21pm by k8izgr8

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What's the issue with her spending time with her gay friend? Get over it and quit being paranoid.

#14 - On 01/14/2012 at 5:37pm by Pelreskovich

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