Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16141) - you deserved it (28370)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

merrymary's life also sucks
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them…

Top comments

Okay, come on now. That's hilarious.

#4 - On 01/07/2012 at 10:19am by Awahso

See in context

+418 | 14

Tell her carrots make you horny.

#7 - On 01/07/2012 at 10:20am by ICATiger

See in context

+322 | 13

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by