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Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46900) - you deserved it (3871)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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That's great news for in the long run!

For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating whore. :(

#2 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:43am by bobbycorwen

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No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

#1 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:42am by kjcamaro3

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