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Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33311) - you deserved it (2895)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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Does that make you a member of the mile high club?

#1 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:44am by kjcamaro3

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There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?

#4 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:45am by omfg_creepers

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