Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML

by only 10 more hours to go / 01/06/2012 at 6:40am / United States / Intimacy

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  • What a romantic! He sure knows how to get a lady...

    #1 - On 01/06/2012 at 10:01am by Torva

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  • What an asshole.

    You should have yelled, "KISS MY ASS!"

    Oh wait...

    #8 - On 01/06/2012 at 10:04am by cradle6

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