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Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (27828) - you deserved it (2928)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by only 10 more hours to go (woman) - United States

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What a romantic! He sure knows how to get a lady...

#1 - On 01/06/2012 at 10:01am by Torva

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What an asshole.

You should have yelled, "KISS MY ASS!"

Oh wait...

#8 - On 01/06/2012 at 10:04am by cradle6

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