Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML
by only 10 more hours to go / 01/06/2012 at 6:40am / United States / Intimacy
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What a romantic! He sure knows how to get a lady...
#1 - On 01/06/2012 at 10:01am by Torva
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What an asshole.
You should have yelled, "KISS MY ASS!"
#8 - On 01/06/2012 at 10:04am by cradle6
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