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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30054) - you deserved it (2630)

On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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can she braid it?

#1 - On 12/29/2011 at 9:54am by Xx_Nikky_xX

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poor daddy.

#5 - On 12/29/2011 at 9:56am by stephissilly

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