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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10145) - you deserved it (44445)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

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Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

#2 - On 12/27/2011 at 6:09pm by MikeDa1Da

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"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

#9 - On 12/27/2011 at 6:13pm by omfg_creepers

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