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Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (5322)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

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At least he said please.

#9 - On 12/22/2011 at 4:40pm by brittster1990

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You make a better door than you do a window.

#2 - On 12/22/2011 at 4:34pm by JiggyBoo123

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