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Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23602) - you deserved it (4155)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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I thought Marge's blue pubes would help you get to the finish line.

#3 - On 12/21/2011 at 5:58am by perdix

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I have ADH oh look a bunny.

#1 - On 12/21/2011 at 5:57am by BluewaffleFTW

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