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Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26637) - you deserved it (3742)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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If I had a penis I would so try that.

#5 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:41am by MsSoulReaper

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How about a shower instead then?

#10 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:43am by ollie179

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