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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

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Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 6:12pm by kbeverly07

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Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful.

Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

#8 - On 12/20/2011 at 6:14pm by perdix

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