Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

by Ryan / 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

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  • Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

    #2 - On 12/20/2011 at 6:12pm by kbeverly07

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  • Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful.

    Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

    #8 - On 12/20/2011 at 6:14pm by perdix

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