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Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15116) - you deserved it (38901)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Well at least you weren't using them.

#5 - On 12/18/2011 at 6:38am by ollie179

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Healthy sex life = healthy life

#3 - On 12/18/2011 at 6:37am by Crea8urWorld

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