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Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45124) - you deserved it (3361)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

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When I first read this, I saw "If she wasn't applying it to"... Is it wrong if I thought crotch first?

#4 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:44am by MerkathonPro

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There are two ways you can get herpes... just don't let her give you a Blowie...

#1 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:38am by gunmania0

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