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Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30610) - you deserved it (2571)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

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well that is a good reason ...

#1 - On 12/13/2011 at 2:37am by flamer980

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This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

#2 - On 12/13/2011 at 2:37am by TheStunner

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