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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40966) - you deserved it (5771)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Fuck his life then

#2 - On 12/11/2011 at 1:10pm by MetroidSlayer01

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...What the heck?

#3 - On 12/11/2011 at 1:10pm by clownphobia23

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