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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

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On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

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I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

#3 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:07am by StoryOfTheYear

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When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

#4 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:07am by luismyl

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