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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30994) - you deserved it (4435)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

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make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"

#2 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:49am by mofran

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Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...

#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:47am by shadow2903

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