Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28976) - you deserved it (13397)
On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet…
charlie3289 also deserved itToday, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into…
Saving it for later?
#1 - On 12/07/2011 at 4:16pm by the__usual
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Better than seeing a tampon string.
#5 - On 12/07/2011 at 4:17pm by every1luvsboners
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