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Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34459) - you deserved it (5668)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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He's obviously never heard of the 3 second rule.

#1 - On 12/04/2011 at 10:17am by 1awliet

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At least he didn't shit on you. Count your blessings.

#8 - On 12/04/2011 at 10:21am by LittleScrub

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