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Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (6489)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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