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Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11543) - you deserved it (1118)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

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