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Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (3782)

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At least it wasn't during.

#1 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:01am by khaya

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Women's intuition. Now the ultimate cockblock.

#5 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:03am by RecklessJellyBea

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