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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23222) - you deserved it (4692)
On 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by rindawg - United States (California)
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