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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

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What's the name you picked?

#2 - On 10/20/2011 at 4:21pm by EvilPotato

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Did he at least find it?

#1 - On 10/20/2011 at 4:21pm by gntfmlingnow

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