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Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML


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On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

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Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.

#11 - On 10/18/2011 at 6:05am by Xquisite1

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You just got bra blocked!
Lesson learned - bras are evil.

#3 - On 10/18/2011 at 5:55am by schpanki

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