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Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30546) - you deserved it (3238)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)

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It's better to give than to take

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 12:50pm by mibrahim01

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I am sorry op, you may have a retard of a boyfriend

#7 - On 10/17/2011 at 12:54pm by guitarplayer546

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