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Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (3354)

On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

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Sure you were.

#1 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:34am by supimnyancat

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Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.

#7 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:42am by j_cat187

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