Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
by dinosaucer / 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
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Sure you were.
#1 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:34am by supimnyancat
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Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.
#7 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:42am by j_cat187
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