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Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (3012)

On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!

#2 - On 10/06/2011 at 2:33am by KatieHoof345

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"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."

#10 - On 10/06/2011 at 2:42am by NoNotTheFace

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