Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

by Username / 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick.

    It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on.

    My mistake...

    #4 - On 10/05/2011 at 2:40am by ollie179

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  • Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    #1 - On 10/05/2011 at 2:37am by saysayok

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