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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30071) - you deserved it (3014)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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That damned Rubiks Cube, I've still never solved one.

#2 - On 10/03/2011 at 6:04am by The_Instigator

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Rubik's cubes are amazing. There was once I was donating blood and I realized that I finally knew of an algorithm to solve the cube. I ran back home to fix it.

Only then did I realize I had left a trail of blood behind me and some gay vampire was following me.. forgot his name though. Ed something..

#16 - On 10/03/2011 at 6:19am by NoNotTheFace

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