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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16120) - you deserved it (32346)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

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Omg is she hot?

#1 - On 09/26/2011 at 6:26pm by whatgoescomes

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well that is awkard
and in my favourites

#2 - On 09/26/2011 at 6:26pm by abz_1995

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