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Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40454) - you deserved it (4804)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

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I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.

#4 - On 09/09/2011 at 3:03am by TheAngryKitten

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LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

#1 - On 09/09/2011 at 3:00am by RawrNom

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