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Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23991) - you deserved it (37850)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least she told you bout it

#2 - On 09/04/2011 at 2:57am by OcampoFTW

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Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!

#3 - On 09/04/2011 at 2:58am by danford80

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