Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
by SterlingSilver91 / 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
At least she told you bout it
#2 - On 09/04/2011 at 2:57am by OcampoFTW
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Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!
#3 - On 09/04/2011 at 2:58am by danford80
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