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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20207) - you deserved it (1793)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

#2 - On 09/03/2011 at 6:22pm by Iamnotmyself

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It's about time she shaved the bush

#1 - On 09/03/2011 at 6:22pm by babygirlc1

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