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Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33980) - you deserved it (3975)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh

#3 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:46pm by deathpotato

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WTF? Move out.

#1 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:44pm by badluckattack238

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