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Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18788) - you deserved it (50979)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

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Maybe your boss will give you a raise

#3 - On 08/23/2011 at 4:09pm by chinosurferchick

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If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.

#4 - On 08/23/2011 at 4:10pm by perdix

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