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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49818) - you deserved it (5252)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

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That, my friends, is the best job in the world.

#2 - On 08/21/2011 at 1:19pm by iAmScrubs

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So what exactly is an attractive vagina?

#9 - On 08/21/2011 at 1:21pm by Lucie_love

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