Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

by stanDman / 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • LOL @#5. Why weren't you just having sex with your wife?

    #3 - On 02/14/2009 at 10:19am by maiden_girl

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  • umm, maybe just tell your wife that you were beating off and your cat scratched you?

    #16 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:47am by lmfp

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