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Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (7530)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

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Lol balls....

#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:46am by thesiwel

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Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

#7 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:49am by latinking13

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