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Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9411) - you deserved it (36937)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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The force is strong with this one.....

#1 - On 08/11/2011 at 9:50am by LukeFree

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You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.

#4 - On 08/11/2011 at 9:50am by IndiRae

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