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Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (6932)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

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Last time that happened to me it was a transsexual, her name was Alecia. Best hookup of my life, although her legal name was Billy, our love was real and true. So two days went by and as our passion reached new heights she caught me hitting on the cashier in walmart. We broke up shortly afterwards. She's now with boners.

#1 - On 08/11/2011 at 6:08am by Iamnotmyself

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Men look at the chest, and women look at... The ring finger

#4 - On 08/11/2011 at 6:10am by jeannehi

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