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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28002) - you deserved it (4854)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

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Use it while you can.

#3 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:04pm by aj91498

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If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

#24 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:15pm by perdix

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