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TODAY, I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIAND!! THA ONLY THING HA COULD THINK OF TO CHAAR MA UP WAS TO GIVA MA ( PARMISSION ) TO GIVA HIM A BLOWJOB!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (6492)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

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Use it while you can.

#3 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:04pm by aj91498

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If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

#24 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:15pm by perdix

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